PHP

How to write your own IRC bouncer in PHP

So, we're at the revspace party right now and User:deathzor just told he wants to give a workshop PHP. My psybnc bugged, once again, and he started boasting about how easy it is to write your own bouncer in PHP.

Hereby, our friend User:deathzor will share his elite knowledge of PHP programming!

When?

In a week or 3.

Who wants to join?

User:zkyp User:junk User:DipSwitch

What?

"Note2self" IRC Client side tutorial Login scripting (+MySQL) IRC Server side